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A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

by Mark Twain

1884

Preface

The ungentle laws and customs touched upon in this tale are historical, and the episodes which are used to illustrate them are also historical. It is not pretended that these laws and customs existed in England in the sixth century; no, it is only pretended that inasmuch as they existed in the English and other civilizations of far later times, it is safe to consider that it is no libel upon the sixth century to suppose them to have been in practice in that day also. One is quite justified in inferring that whatever one of these laws or customs was lacking in that remote time, its place was competently filled by a worse one.

The question as to whether there is such a thing as divine right of kings is not settled in this book. It was found too difficult. That the executive head of a nation should be a person of lofty character and extraordinary ability, was manifest and indisputable; that none but the Deity could select that head unerringly, was also manifest and indisputable; that the Deity ought to make that selection, then, was likewise manifest and indisputable; consequently, that He does make it, as claimed, was an unavoidable deduction. I mean, until the author of this book encountered the Pompadour, and Lady Castlemaine, and some other executive heads of that kind; these were found so difficult to work into the scheme, that it was judged better to take the other tack in this book (which must be issued this fall), and then go into training and settle the question in another book. It is, of course, a thing which ought to be settled, and I am not going to have anything particular to do next winter anyway.


MARK TWAIN

Contents

  1. Camelot
  2. King Arthur's Court
  3. Knights of the Table Round
  4. Sir Dinadan the Humorist
  5. An Inspiration
  6. The Eclipse
  7. Merlin's Tower
  8. The Boss
  9. The Tournament
  10. Beginnings of Civilization
  11. The Yankee in Search of Adventures
  12. Slow Torture
  13. Freemen
  14. "Defend Thee, Lord"
  15. Sandy's Tale
  16. Morgan Le Fay
  17. A Royal Banquet
  18. In the Queen's Dungeons
  19. Knight-Errantry as a Trade
  20. The Ogre's Castle
  21. The Pilgrims
  22. The Holy Fountain
  23. Restoration of the Fountain
  24. A Rival Magician
  25. A Competitive Examination
  26. The First Newspaper
  27. The Yankee and the King Travel Incognito
  28. Drilling the King
  29. The Smallpox Hut
  30. The Tragedy of the Manor-House
  31. Marco
  32. Dowley's Humiliation
  33. Sixth Century Political Economy
  34. The Yankee and the King Sold as Slaves
  35. A Pitiful Incident
  36. An Encounter in the Dark
  37. An Awful Predicament
  38. Sir Launcelot and Knights to the Rescue
  39. The Yankee's Fight with the Knights
  40. Three Years Later
  41. The Interdict
  42. War!
  43. The Battle of the Sand Belt
  44. A Postscript by Clarence

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